Where I Have Heard This Before?

Paris Hilton, arrest this weekend, said the cocaine in her purse was not hers.

Where I have heard that before. Oh yeah, on just about every episode of COPs, when the cops find drugs on thugs.

You're going have to come up wit a better excuse than that, Paris. After all, if we got O.J., we certainly can convict some bimbo heiress.