Every year, columnists and bloggers with Christmas gifts to famous and people not so famous. So, this is my 2012 Christmas wish list:
To Occupy (name your city): a warm winter followed by common sense- get rid of the hippies and anarchists and truly go after the people who have screwed others including adding to your list: Democrats/liberals, union leaders and George Soros
To President Obama: Time in 2013 to vacation all you like and anywhere you like without tax payers footing the bill.
To Michelle Obama: Realize you are not a queen.
To Mitt Romney: President Romney with a strong conservative as Vice President ala Dick Cheney
To Newt Gingrich: nice history teaching gig at a top university.
To Joe Biden: A brain from the Wizard.
To talk show host Jerry Doyle- no more "Where is Waldo" games.
To the LVRJ: Stop the cheap shots on local law enforcement officers.
To columnist Jon Ralston: Honest reporting during the 2012 election.
To Brian "The Coward" Greenspun- a year long coma, followed by a realization that he is an evil man and changes his ways(he is the pathetic editor of the Las Vegas Sun that wished death and destruction on Florida for political reasons and has made no bones about that he is a dishonest man when it comes to politics)
To blogger Jamie Greenlee: No more computer or electronic problems
To Gov. Scott Walker of Wisconsin: Some peace and quiet after he wins his recall election.
To the Scott Walker haters: 2 months at Mendota followed by a strong dose of lithium and valium.
To Nevada Gov. Brian Sandoval: An improving economy
To Crybaby Harry Reid: Treatment of his dementia/crazy talk
To Josh Reid, new City of Henderson Attorney: Stop having your dad do things for you
To Mike at The Crazy Hermit: 500,000 more visitors to his blog.
To Aaron Rogers and the Green Bay Packers: Super Bowl Champs
To the Milwaukee Brewers: Prince Fielder
To Ryan Braun of the Brewers: A damn good attorney
To Wisconsin Badgers football team: Brett Bielma not coaching the Rose Bowl so they can become Rose Bowl Champs\
To Eric Holder: Integrity and resign
To Dwight Jones, Superintendent of CCSD: an apology from me in saying that I was wrong about him (I am) and patience in dealing with the teacher's union
To Station Casinos: A quiet year from the Purple Barney's Culinary Union
To the Culinary Union: Stop stealing from your hard working dues paying members.
To Dale Earnhardt Jr.: 1 victory in 2012 so that my wife Cathy, will get her out of her misery of cheering every week for you with no results.
To Matt Kenseth: NASCAR Championship
To Kurt and Kyle Busch: Serious mental health therapy.
To The NBA: That fans really care two craps about you.
To Dean Heller: Realize that RINO is a 4 letter word.
To Rep. Joe Heck, Mark Amodei and Danny Tarkanian: Election and re-election to the House
To Shelly Berkley: Unemployment until she begins work in her husband's doctor's office.
To our brave soldiers in Afghanistan: A safe new year and no politics in your deployment.
To the Citizens in Iraq: Responsibility
To the Muslim religion: Realize that this is the 21st century and Sharia law has outlived it's usefulness.
To Andy Hafen and the Rest of the Henderson City Council: Realize you are independent of Crybaby Harry Reid
To the Pawn Stars: Another successful year
To Chumlee: Growing a brain
To my favorite bloggers- Fred, Owen, Dad, Mike, Jamie, Charlie, Jill, Patrick, Grandpa John, Capper, Folkbum, Gleaner and Elliot: continued success and entertainment.
To my wife: Patience, love and good health
To my kids: good grades and understanding that you will go through the same things we go through when you have kids.
And to everyone else, have a wonderful Christmas, New Year and a great 2012. And thank you for stopping by, I really do appreciate it.
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