Crazy Nye County

You just gotta shake your head at human stupidity.
From the Pahrump Valley Times: A man who allegedly tried to pay his pizza delivery driver with marijuana in 2010 was back in court this week after failing to make any court appearances in the case for more than two years.
Darez Levarion Tezeno, 27, appeared in District Court Friday morning to plead guilty to a single felony charge of unlawful use of a controlled substance after he allegedly tried to pay a Papa John’s Pizza delivery driver with marijuana in November 2010.
“I’m looking at the police report and on Nov. 27, 2010 the officers were dispatched to Papa John’s pizza reference an individual who wanted trade marijuana for Papa John’s pizza,” Judge Kimberly Wanker said during Tezeno’s arraignment hearing. “Upon arrival they met with two males, one identified as Darez and the other a juvenile. ‘I was advised by dispatch that the driver said it was Darez who offered him marijuana.’ And apparently Darez admitted that he smoked marijuana and to please give him a break and let him go on his way because he was trying to do right by his cousin who had a mobile car wash business.”
“This is pretty comical,” she added after re-reading an arrest report filed after Tezeno was taken into custody. “You can’t make up some of the stupidity people do when they’re under the influence of drugs.”  http://pvtimes.com/news/man-returned-from-louisiana-on-pot-for-pizza-charge/
I don't who is dumber, the guy who tried to pay for the pizza with pot or Nye County for extraditing him back to Nye County to face these charges at a cost of about $1,585?  Wouldn't Nye County rather just keep this idiot of the County and down in Louisiana?
And this:
A District Court judge sent one man to jail for a year after he reportedly violated the terms of his probation by attempting to leave the state without permission and sending a letter to Parole and Probation that was soaked in cat urine.
Brian Karl Turner appeared in District Court Friday morning after he was reportedly arrested on a probation violation in April for driving without a valid driver’s license, driving without insurance and driving without proper vehicle registration.  http://pvtimes.com/news/probation-revoked-after-man-pens-urine-soaked-letter/
How did they know it was cat pee?  Did Nye County do a DNA test on the letter?  And how stupid do you have to be to send a pee soaked letter?
Just another week in the life of Nye County.