Today, the temperature got up to 115F degrees in Las Vegas but we did not break an all time record for Las Vegas.
But it was hot. How hot was it???
It’s so hot that I saw an Amish guy buying an air conditioner.
It’s so hot that I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen.
It’s so hot that birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
It’s so hot that potatoes cook underground – just pull and add salt and butter.
It’s so hot that I burn my tongue telling it.
It’s so hot that you can say 113 degrees without fainting.
It’s so hot that you discover you can drive your car with only 2 fingers.
It’s so hot that you break a sweat the instant you step outside – at 6:30am.
It’s so hot that sun tea is instant.
It's so hot the firemen ran inside burning buildings to cool off.
It's so hot, a pigeon flew away and 10 minutes later, it was plucked, stuffed and roasted when it came down to earth.
It was so hot the Devil vacationed in Alaska.
It was so hot out that Harry Reid got a preview of what will happen to when he dies.
Any other suggestions?
And for those laughing at us, when this breaks, guess where it is going- towards the East. Ha.
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