Too Funny

From the Las Vegas, about an article written by Coward Brian Greenspun and commented by Pig Pelosi:
THINGS THAT I TRUST MORE THAN HILLARY CLINTON: * Mexican tap water
* A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign
* OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection
* A fart when I have diarrhea
* An elevator ride with football running back Ray Rice (elevator assault on wife)
* Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby
* Michael Jackson's Doctor
* An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran
* A Palestinian on a motorcycle
* Gas station Sushi
* A Jimmy Carter economic plan
* Brian Williams news reports
* Loch Ness monster sightings
* Prayers for peace and love for white policemen from Al Sharpton
*Brian Greenspun giving political advice 
http://lasvegassun.com/news/2015/may/03/1955-old-gives-way-new/