I'm Disappointed: U.W. Madison Only The 8th Best Party School?

What happened, a bunch of tea drinking liberal/and or Mormons infiltrate the U.W.?
From the San Fran Chronicle: The Princeton Review released its 2014 edition of "The Best 378 Colleges" book Monday, which includes the lists of the Top 20 party schools and the Top 20 sober schools.
 1. University of Iowa, Iowa City, Iowa
2. University of California, Santa Barbara, Santa Barbara, Calif.
3. University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, Urbana, Ill.
4. West Virginia University, Morgantown W. Va.
5. Syracuse University, Syracuse, N.Y.
6. University of Florida, Gainesville, Fla.
7. Ohio University, Athens, Ohio
8. University of Wisconsin-Madison, Madison, Wis.
9. Penn State University, University Park, Pa.
10. Lehigh University, Bethlehem, Pa.
http://www.sfgate.com/news/us/article/List-of-the-Top-20-party-sober-schools-in-the-US-4707633.php
Start calling them the Wimpy Badgers.
Next thing you know, their school band won' be the number 1 band in the country.