Thursday, February 16, 2012

New Poll: Danica Patrick Edition


For The Middle Age Beer Guzzling Danica Lovers

NASCAR start's it's new season this weekend with the Bud Shootout on Saturday evening.
Many supposed NASCAR experts are drooling that Danica Patrick not only is running but has a chance to win a race this year and they are starting with the Danica Fever by saying she has a good chance to win the Daytona 500.
The only reason why Patrick is in the Daytona 500 is that she took the points Dave Blaney earned last year and because she poses in a bikini and makes middle aged pot belly pigs, err beer belly middle aged men, think they have a chance to score with her, and not score like the way NASCAR gives out points.
So, the poll for the next few days is where you think Danica Patrick will finish in the Daytona 500, the Super Bowl of NASCAR, next week?
My guess is that she may beat some start and parkers and if there is a major accident in the first few laps, she may finish higher.  But if there are no start and parkers and no major accidents, she isn't going to finish higher than in 38 place.
But then I have been called a racist and sexist pig..

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