Friday, April 18, 2014

Probably Not What The Easter Dropped Off

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From the San Fran Chronicle:  A Tennessee woman says she made a grisly discovery while hunting for Easter eggs in her back yard with her 3-year-old son: a dead body.
Tara Hanouskova said she had noticed a foul smell but didn't find the source until Wednesday, when she noticed tennis shoes in the crawl space under her deck while hunting for eggs with her son.
Her son didn't notice the man's body, and police investigated discreetly, she said.
"They were very respectful; they tread lightly," Hanouskova said. "My son has no idea what happened
She said she doesn't know how the man got there.
Knoxville Police Department spokesman Darrell DeBusk told media outlets that the man had been dead about two weeks. The autopsy, however, did find that the man suffered from a medical condition that could have led to his death.
I hate it when you have that "death" smell and having worked in nursing homes and as a former EMT, I know that smell.
It's a good thing the kid didn't find it otherwise the parents would have a tough time explaining how the Easter Bunny dropped this heavy and smelly Easter present.

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