Slightly modified from the Chicago Tribune (and probaly other places):
If a conservative doesn't like guns, don't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, they want all guns outlawed.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, they don't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, they want all meat products banned for everyone.
If a conservative is heterosexual, they quietly lead their life.
If a liberal is homosexual, they demand legislated respect.
If a conservative is down-and-out, they think about how to better his situation.
If a liberal is down and out, they wonder who is going to take care of him.
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, they switch channels.
If a liberal doesn't like a talk show host they demand it be shut down.
I think this is pretty much true.
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Conservatives want same-sex marriage banned for everyone. And conservatives protest talk show hosts and companies all the time, Ellen DeGeneres, Rosie O'Donnell, JC Penney, Starbucks, General Mills. . .
ReplyDeleteI could easily flip this around, and it would be more truthful. I've never met a liberal who wanted to outlaw all guns and meat. And conservatives are "quiet" on the subject of gay people? Really?