Difference Between Conservatives And Liberals

Slightly modified from the Chicago Tribune (and probaly other places):

If a conservative doesn't like guns, don't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, they want all guns outlawed.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, they don't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, they want all meat products banned for everyone.
If a conservative is heterosexual, they quietly lead their life.
If a liberal is homosexual, they demand legislated respect.
If a conservative is down-and-out, they think about how to better his situation.
If a liberal is down and out, they wonder who is going to take care of him.
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, they switch channels.
If a liberal doesn't like a talk show host they demand it be shut down.

I think this is pretty much true.