I Don't Think Is In The Bible

From the Detroit Free Press: The pastor of Sacred Heart Parish in Dearborn was suspended Monday after the Catholic Archdiocese of Detroit learned he had been arrested on suspicion of drunken driving -- in the nude.
The archdiocese issued a statement Tuesday saying the Rev. Peter Petroske, 57, had been placed on administrative leave.
A knowledgeable city source told the Free Press that Petroske was arrested early Friday about a block from the church on Michigan Avenue in Dearborn, and had a laptop computer with him in the vehicle....
 The archdiocese statement said that when Petroske was arrested, he was alone in his vehicle and "was charged with driving under the influence of alcohol and indecent exposure. Archdiocesan officials met with parish staff on Monday."
Archdiocese spokesman Joe Kohn said the leave is indefinite. He said he could not discuss the laptop but confirmed that Petroske was not dressed at the time of the arrest.  http://www.freep.com/article/20120808/NEWS02/308080064/Pastor-in-Dearborn-suspended-after-arrest-on-suspicion-of-drunken-driving-in-the-nude?odyssey=mod|newswell|text|FRONTPAGE|s
And the understatement of the year:
"He has always been able to bring new insight," and Petroske "finds some extra insight that you hadn't considered before," Nikodem said.
I bet he does.