Sunday, July 1, 2012

Yummy Food For Mayweather

In a follow up article, the LVRJ ran an article on the food in the Clark County Detention Center (CCDC) that Floyd Maryweather may partake in while he serves his 90 jail sentence for beating up his girlfriend in front of his kids.
From the LVRJ: In fact, the menu alone might be enough to scare would-be criminals straight.
The dinner menu includes American ghoulash, farmhouse stew, chili mac, cheeseburger casserole and Mexican stroganoff - dishes normally consisting of leftovers, leftovers and more leftovers.
Aramark, the company contracted to make the food consumed by inmates, declined to discuss its recipes.
Although the ingredients for farmhouse stew and cheeseburger casserole are easy enough to guess, others prove more challenging, especially the marriage of Mexican flavor with Russia's classic noodle dish.
According to Mr. Food.com, Mexican stroganoff combines egg noodles, salsa, olives, and a meat.
The meals, which Mayweather has mostly skipped, according to his lawyers, add up to an average of about 2,800 calories a day. The boxer chooses to munch on fruits, bread and energy bars bought at the jail commissary for a total of 800 calories a day.
Breakfast includes bologna and dry cereal on Thursdays. On Wednesdays, it's bologna and streusel coffee cake.
Lunch typically features a lunch meat, such as turkey, ham, or bologna, along with bread and an array of cold salads -creamy coleslaw, carrot coleslaw and coleslaw vinaigrette.
Mayweather, scheduled to be released Aug. 3, can take solace that at least there are no menu items with the add-on word "surprise."  http://www.lvrj.com/news/scary-jailhouse-food-sends-mayweather-to-the-corner-160986935.html
Yeah, given the choice of eating these items and skipping meals, I would probably eat most but not all the it, but Maryweather is not at the Paris Hotel, Eating a $250 meal at Gordon Ramsey's Steak restraunt. But it probably is not as bad as the Salvation Army soup kitchen or a sushi kabob. 
So, suck it up, big boy and stop having your lawyers make you look like a coward.
Cheers.

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