The Dirty Jokes Start Now

From Philly.com: Folcroft Police Corporal Christopher Eiserman has seen a lot during his 14 years as a cop in Delaware County. An alleged Philly drug dealer standing in the station with 89 bags of dope hanging from his schlong was not one of them. Not until he met Ray Woods Friday night.
“Oh, that guy ... ” Eiserman said when I called this afternoon to ask about Woods, 23, a resident of the city's Eastwick section awaiting his preliminary hearing on drug charges.
Eiserman said another officer was on routine patrol Friday when he pulled Woods over for a broken rear light and found marijuana in his car. When the officer searched Woods before placing him in the police cruiser, he discovered "a large bulge" in the front of his pants, Eiserman said.
Police say Woods actually had the balls to deny that there was any contraband down there.
“He stopped him for the traffic violation and one thing led to another," Eiserman said.
Back at the station, Eiserman said, police discovered that Woods had tied a large plastic bag around his penis that contained a whopping 89 small bags of suspected heroin and cocaine. Then things got messy.
“I tried to remove it. Unfortunately, and I don't know if it was nervousness or not, but he started urinating all over," Eiserman said.
http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/delco/147068585.html?cmpid=15585797
I have never used drugs in my life, but the thought of using drugs that had been hanging on a guy's privates would be a great deterent to using drugs. And then the guy pees on the drugs to boot.
Just a guess, if the guy gets out of jail, he will probably have a future in porn films.  If not, he will be very feared in prison.