Sunday, November 25, 2012

Cool: Penn Rips Trump A New A-Hole

From the New York Daily News: He's so fired.
In a new book, Las Vegas magician and two-time “Celebrity Apprentice” contestant Penn Jillette tears into Donald Trump, blasting the blowhard billionaire’s reality show as a fake and its star’s hair as looking like “cotton candy made of p---.”
“The ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ has nothing to do with business,” Jillette writes in “Every Day is an Atheist Holiday!” — an excerpt of which appears on
“No actual business skills are tested. It’s not even a real game about fake business. I can tell you the rules of chess. I can’t tell you the rules to ‘The Celebrity Apprentice.’ No one can tell you the rules of ‘The Celebrity Apprentice.’ No one. Donald Trump just does what he wants, which is mostly pontificating to people who are sucking up to him,” Jillette writes.
“I wasn’t even going to say anything about Trump’s hair,” the magician riffs. “I live in a glass house. I’ve always had ugly, out-of-style hair. Trump’s hair is a lot better than mine — but as I sat there for hours half-listening to Donald carry on, it struck me exactly what his hair looked like. It looks like cotton candy made of p---. That revelation came to me, and I had to type it here. But my hair is worse.”
Jillette appeared on “Celebrity Apprentice” earlier this year and returns in March for “Celebrity Apprentice: All-Stars.” The latter is still taping, but Jillette tweeted last Saturday that he is now home — presumably fired.
In his book, Jillette blasts Trump for the infamous boardroom scenes, which last only minutes on TV, but take hours to film because The Donald is so full of hot air.
Jillette writes that he actually spent about 22 hours over six weeks listening to Trump monologues: “He’d talk about Occupy Wall Street and global warming while he was deciding whom to pretend to fire from his pretend business.”
My question to Penn is this: Why did it take you this long to figure all this out about Trump?  Most people gets Trump's crap after listening to him after a few times.

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