Hey, They Found The Cure For Dying

the Cure For Death"Researchers followed 30,000 women for 20 years and found that those who avoided the sunshine were twice as likely to die"--subheadline, Daily Telegraph (London), May 7
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/10811734/Why-avoiding-sunshine-could-kill-you.html
And researchers following 30,000 women?
Sounds like this guy: