Turkey Attacks United States (Or At Least Sheboygan)

I wonder how Obama will spin this:
Turkey causes power outage in southeastern Sheboygan County
About 1,500 people in southeastern Sheboygan County lost power for about an hour this morning after a turkey flew into a power line near Sauk Trail and Amsterdam roads, according to We Energies..  http://www.sheboyganpress.com/article/20121117/SHE0101/311170253/Turkey-causes-power-outage-southeastern-Sheboygan-County?odyssey=mod|newswell|text|FRONTPAGE|s
Well, at least someone had instant fried turkey.